sunday

well its sunday. i have one reader on the whole internet and he’s asleep. so why do i bother posting?? well – at last the dolphin has something NEW to say. yes, rather than recycled opinions – he says she says the Sun says blah – here at last is something de nouveau

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Once again, a first for dolphin-kind!

by the way, did you know that solar-eclipses are caused by the CIA as part of their long-term plot to cover up the fact they LOST THE MOON? you didnt? me neither.

Keats and Chapman revisited

Keats and Chapman were arguing about White Rappers. Keats suggested that all white rappers were beneath contempt. Chapman suggested Vanilla Ice, but Keats laughed long and loud.

“What about Beastie Boys?”. Keats sniggered.

“Lady Sovereign?”. Keats was beside himself.

“The great Marshall Mathers?”.

Keats paused and then “that my friend is merely an argument ad eminem“.

Chapman is apparently still in stiches.

a great day

well, the internet certainly has arrived. my readership has now hit single figure. got to go, Yahoo on the phone.

PS. did you know the CIA were responsible for WTC bombings? me neither.

hunting

i’ve been thinking about it for some time … and it is clear. hunting whales MUST BE BANNED. no decision. no option. why – because it is bad for the dogs. i know dogs swim well, but some will drown, particularly in the cold Artic waters. it is silly and has to STOP.

ADDENDUM: it has been pointed out to me by my reader that iam a silly dolphin and no way dogs are going to drown because they wear aqualungs. silly me how foolish. i apologise. and dont try to fool me with the old ‘what about the horses edgar’ thing, because i know for a fact they use WATER POLO horses which are used to the water i’m not such a stupid aquatic mammal as you think!

blogs

so whats the point of this whole blog thing anyway. here am i a medium size aquatic mammal of no fixed abode and there are you a medium size landbased mammal of some fixed abode and what do we have to say to each other?

of course i would write all kinds of witty blather but then … perhaps i wont

have a good weekend beloved readers

dolphins rock

ha!