noone loves edgar

at all

major author reads BoD

our spies have discovered a major british author accessing BoD – no name mentioned but it isnt Martin Amis or Christopher Hitchens so it must be someone actually GOOD. keep an eye out for further information.

by the way did you know that Upper Volta does not actually exist but is a CIA plot used as a training ground for future missions such as stealing Paris and disproving the existence of brocolli? me neither.

another reader!

ok, so she read over my shoulder but how many other websites can say they doubled their readership in 24 hours!

beat that GOOGLE you land of smug smug people.

by the way, did you know that the pope is actually a small furry mammal called Tobias Artwhistler, and its a CIA coverup that makes everyone think he’s a large furry mammal called Mortimer Ben Curdwabler? me neither.

sunday

well its sunday. i have one reader on the whole internet and he’s asleep. so why do i bother posting?? well – at last the dolphin has something NEW to say. yes, rather than recycled opinions – he says she says the Sun says blah – here at last is something de nouveau

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Once again, a first for dolphin-kind!

by the way, did you know that solar-eclipses are caused by the CIA as part of their long-term plot to cover up the fact they LOST THE MOON? you didnt? me neither.

Keats and Chapman revisited

Keats and Chapman were arguing about White Rappers. Keats suggested that all white rappers were beneath contempt. Chapman suggested Vanilla Ice, but Keats laughed long and loud.

“What about Beastie Boys?”. Keats sniggered.

“Lady Sovereign?”. Keats was beside himself.

“The great Marshall Mathers?”.

Keats paused and then “that my friend is merely an argument ad eminem“.

Chapman is apparently still in stiches.

a great day

well, the internet certainly has arrived. my readership has now hit single figure. got to go, Yahoo on the phone.

PS. did you know the CIA were responsible for WTC bombings? me neither.

blogs

so whats the point of this whole blog thing anyway. here am i a medium size aquatic mammal of no fixed abode and there are you a medium size landbased mammal of some fixed abode and what do we have to say to each other?

of course i would write all kinds of witty blather but then … perhaps i wont

have a good weekend beloved readers

dolphins rock

ha!