oh ….

you’d be interested to hear that weak learners can put teachers off teaching.

do i get to be head of OFSTED now?

ps. melanie philips is not my favorite author.

pps. did u hear melanie philips can cause global warning?

wow!

hold the press! i had retired but the latest breakthru is too much for this poor dolphin. read this from the head of OFSTED

“Weak teachers can put children off learning”

i would never have guessed. i find it hard to imagine the level of analysis, data review and critique which must have gone into that message. well done.

UPDATE: i hear melanie phillips can put people off living. dont tell the ubermenche at OFSTED

resigning

edgar hereby and herewith resigns

no-one reads his blog and he is fed up with the attention

only melanie phillips will be pleased

think of that and weep

UPDATE: i hear melanie phillips was pleased

by the way

did you know that Melanie Phillips is crap?

ADDENDUM: I meant carp. Silly me.

spam

you know if you want to send me spam it would be welcome. send me anything. just LISTEN to me. somebody somewhere LISTEN to me. im getting lonely in here. dolphins are sociable animals!

by the way, did you know that King Harold was shot in a CIA sponsored coup? me neither.

by the way, did you know that the CIA is merely the ‘front’ for a major US-based cereal manufacturer ‘pushing’ their products into the 3rd and developing world? me neither.

UPDATE: I got 5 spam! Get on!! At last someone cares about Edgar even if its only some dumbass robot. After all, look at the President of the USA! (fnarr fnarr)

UPDATE2: I got another update. Get on!! At last Edgar cares about Edgar!

UPDATE3: Thats three of us who care because Edgar also cares about Edgar’s whole dummbass caring thing.

the truth is out there

a major announcement

dolphinville has had another visitor. that’s 3 in 3 days, making ditches almost as popular as Melanie Phillips. at this rate, come the year 2080, i will be very old and hairy. not a nice site in aquatic mammals i can assure you.

on the subject of garbage did you ever see Holyoakes? me neither.

on the subject of the CIA, did you know that the Great Wall of China is just a small pile of lettuce, and only the CIA would have us believe it can be seen from space? me neither.

on the subject of Ian Dale, have you read his latest posting? me neither.

gosh its been a busy day for dolphins.