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Archive for July, 2008
noone loves edgar
July 31, 2008by the way
July 30, 2008did you know that Melanie Phillips is crap?
ADDENDUM: I meant carp. Silly me.
spam
July 30, 2008you know if you want to send me spam it would be welcome. send me anything. just LISTEN to me. somebody somewhere LISTEN to me. im getting lonely in here. dolphins are sociable animals!
by the way, did you know that King Harold was shot in a CIA sponsored coup? me neither.
by the way, did you know that the CIA is merely the ‘front’ for a major US-based cereal manufacturer ‘pushing’ their products into the 3rd and developing world? me neither.
UPDATE: I got 5 spam! Get on!! At last someone cares about Edgar even if its only some dumbass robot. After all, look at the President of the USA! (fnarr fnarr)
UPDATE2: I got another update. Get on!! At last Edgar cares about Edgar!
UPDATE3: Thats three of us who care because Edgar also cares about Edgar’s whole dummbass caring thing.
the truth is out there
July 30, 2008
major author reads BoD
July 29, 2008our spies have discovered a major british author accessing BoD – no name mentioned but it isnt Martin Amis or Christopher Hitchens so it must be someone actually GOOD. keep an eye out for further information.
by the way did you know that Upper Volta does not actually exist but is a CIA plot used as a training ground for future missions such as stealing Paris and disproving the existence of brocolli? me neither.
another reader!
July 28, 2008ok, so she read over my shoulder but how many other websites can say they doubled their readership in 24 hours!
beat that GOOGLE you land of smug smug people.
by the way, did you know that the pope is actually a small furry mammal called Tobias Artwhistler, and its a CIA coverup that makes everyone think he’s a large furry mammal called Mortimer Ben Curdwabler? me neither.
a major announcement
July 28, 2008dolphinville has had another visitor. that’s 3 in 3 days, making ditches almost as popular as Melanie Phillips. at this rate, come the year 2080, i will be very old and hairy. not a nice site in aquatic mammals i can assure you.
on the subject of garbage did you ever see Holyoakes? me neither.
on the subject of the CIA, did you know that the Great Wall of China is just a small pile of lettuce, and only the CIA would have us believe it can be seen from space? me neither.
on the subject of Ian Dale, have you read his latest posting? me neither.
gosh its been a busy day for dolphins.
sunday
July 27, 2008well its sunday. i have one reader on the whole internet and he’s asleep. so why do i bother posting?? well – at last the dolphin has something NEW to say. yes, rather than recycled opinions – he says she says the Sun says blah – here at last is something de nouveau
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Once again, a first for dolphin-kind!
by the way, did you know that solar-eclipses are caused by the CIA as part of their long-term plot to cover up the fact they LOST THE MOON? you didnt? me neither.
Keats and Chapman revisited
July 25, 2008Keats and Chapman were arguing about White Rappers. Keats suggested that all white rappers were beneath contempt. Chapman suggested Vanilla Ice, but Keats laughed long and loud.
“What about Beastie Boys?”. Keats sniggered.
“Lady Sovereign?”. Keats was beside himself.
“The great Marshall Mathers?”.
Keats paused and then “that my friend is merely an argument ad eminem“.
Chapman is apparently still in stiches.
a great day
July 23, 2008well, the internet certainly has arrived. my readership has now hit single figure. got to go, Yahoo on the phone.
PS. did you know the CIA were responsible for WTC bombings? me neither.
