you’d be interested to hear that weak learners can put teachers off teaching.
do i get to be head of OFSTED now?
ps. melanie philips is not my favorite author.
pps. did u hear melanie philips can cause global warning?
oh ….
September 1, 2008 by edgarthedolphinwow!
August 31, 2008 by edgarthedolphinhold the press! i had retired but the latest breakthru is too much for this poor dolphin. read this from the head of OFSTED
“Weak teachers can put children off learning”
i would never have guessed. i find it hard to imagine the level of analysis, data review and critique which must have gone into that message. well done.
UPDATE: i hear melanie phillips can put people off living. dont tell the ubermenche at OFSTED
resigning
August 9, 2008 by edgarthedolphinedgar hereby and herewith resigns
no-one reads his blog and he is fed up with the attention
only melanie phillips will be pleased
think of that and weep
UPDATE: i hear melanie phillips was pleased
noone loves edgar
July 31, 2008 by edgarthedolphinat all 
by the way
July 30, 2008 by edgarthedolphindid you know that Melanie Phillips is crap?
ADDENDUM: I meant carp. Silly me.
spam
July 30, 2008 by edgarthedolphinyou know if you want to send me spam it would be welcome. send me anything. just LISTEN to me. somebody somewhere LISTEN to me. im getting lonely in here. dolphins are sociable animals!
by the way, did you know that King Harold was shot in a CIA sponsored coup? me neither.
by the way, did you know that the CIA is merely the ‘front’ for a major US-based cereal manufacturer ‘pushing’ their products into the 3rd and developing world? me neither.
UPDATE: I got 5 spam! Get on!! At last someone cares about Edgar even if its only some dumbass robot. After all, look at the President of the USA! (fnarr fnarr)
UPDATE2: I got another update. Get on!! At last Edgar cares about Edgar!
UPDATE3: Thats three of us who care because Edgar also cares about Edgar’s whole dummbass caring thing.
the truth is out there
July 30, 2008 by edgarthedolphin
major author reads BoD
July 29, 2008 by edgarthedolphinour spies have discovered a major british author accessing BoD – no name mentioned but it isnt Martin Amis or Christopher Hitchens so it must be someone actually GOOD. keep an eye out for further information.
by the way did you know that Upper Volta does not actually exist but is a CIA plot used as a training ground for future missions such as stealing Paris and disproving the existence of brocolli? me neither.
another reader!
July 28, 2008 by edgarthedolphinok, so she read over my shoulder but how many other websites can say they doubled their readership in 24 hours!
beat that GOOGLE you land of smug smug people.
by the way, did you know that the pope is actually a small furry mammal called Tobias Artwhistler, and its a CIA coverup that makes everyone think he’s a large furry mammal called Mortimer Ben Curdwabler? me neither.
a major announcement
July 28, 2008 by edgarthedolphindolphinville has had another visitor. that’s 3 in 3 days, making ditches almost as popular as Melanie Phillips. at this rate, come the year 2080, i will be very old and hairy. not a nice site in aquatic mammals i can assure you.
on the subject of garbage did you ever see Holyoakes? me neither.
on the subject of the CIA, did you know that the Great Wall of China is just a small pile of lettuce, and only the CIA would have us believe it can be seen from space? me neither.
on the subject of Ian Dale, have you read his latest posting? me neither.
gosh its been a busy day for dolphins.
